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I'm only 40 years old and already I feel my life is over
Cause there's nothing out there for me no more,
nothing that I haven't seen or done

I've been to all the places I wanted to go
Like Niagara Falls and Middelsborough
I've driven all the cars that I've wanted to drive
Chevrolets, Ferrari, and Nissan Qashqai

I've done all the girls that I wanted to do
Donna, Wilma, Jennifer, Cassandra and Sue
Mandy, Sandy, Andy, Margaret, Kitty, Betty, Donna,
Chris, Margaret, Doris, Margaret, and Kim Lee Sung.

I have killed all the animals I wanted to kill
Yesterday I even threw turtle down the hill
I mixed all the dogs that I wanted to mix
I've got a pudle-bulldog-schnauzer mixed with
chihuahua-chicks

It's hard for me to find a reason
to go on another season
It's time for me to say goodbye
The question is : How I'm gonna die ?
Should I jump of a cliff (jump of a cliff)
Hang myself in a tree (hang in a tree)
Get hit by a train (hit by a train)
Or drown in the sea
Shoot myself in the head (shoot in the head)
Cut my groin with a knife
Take a cyanid pill
To end my life

Well I've bended all the verbs I've wanted to bend
Like drive drove driven and has droven again.
I have googled all the words that I wanted to google
“Cheap flights“, “anus“, I've also googled google

I have tried all the jeans that I wanted to try
Slimfit, bootcut, transparent, baggy and wide

I've climbed all the trees that I wanted to climb
Ash, spanish oak, ginger, walnut and lime
Thornelles honeylocust, cottonwood, pine, hickery
Basswood, european moutainash , and olive-tree
Hemlock, larche, plum, hackberry, magnolia
Butternut, chestnut, and rotodendro
Slippery elm, ash, canadian sugarmaple
Lemontree, appletree, christmastree, peach and apple

It's time for me to say goodbye
Now I know how I'm gonna die
I'm gonna jump off a cliff (jump off a cliff)
Now he is dead
We need a new lead
What about you ?

I'm gonna jump off a cliff (jump off a cliff)
He also died
Now, we're going home
We're having turkey for dinner
Not Turkey the country
But turkey the bird

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