Nobody Wants to Watch the F***ing Tony Awards.. lyrics - Rachel Bloom

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Nobody Wants to Watch the F***ing Tony Awards.. lyrics

Ah, let's see... Twitter, Facebook...
The Tony Awards!

Who wants to watch the Tony Awards this year?
Nobody! No!
Do you wanna watch the Tony Awards this year?
Absolutely not!
It's like if basketball were interesting
or the olympics had Nathan Lane!
Walk outa TV!
It's like the Oscars if the actors had talent.
It's kinda like that only so much better!

Ugh, what kind of pizza is this?
It's gluten free.
You people are terrible!

I know we broke up,
but do you wanna watch the tonys this year?
You f***ed my brother.
Does your big dicked brother wanna
watch the tony's this year?
Why...? C'mon! Hey!
It's like if birthdays actually
had any meaning
or your wedding was written
by Stephen Sondheim.
It's like if your neglect
hadn't driven me to your brother
with a special performance
by the cast of the Lion King!

I think it's time to ask my mom.
Tonys? No!
Enjoy your nursing home!
I'll put a personal ad on Craigslist.
I'll do it if I can watch you shave.
I could ask my twin
if I hadn't strangled her in the womb. Fosse!

Hey, it's Meagan from highschool.
I just saw your facebook post about the Tonys
and I'd totally love to watch them
and catch up!
Oh, you know what?
Actually, the Tonys were canceled.
What?! Why?
Yeah. Broadway exploded.
Oh, my God! What do we do?
There's nothing to do. Bye.
Ugh. Meagan is so weird.

You get the f*** outa here, Rachel?

Who wants to watch the Tony Awards this year?
This guy
wants to watch the Tony Awards this year!
I love the tap!
More shaving!
I love the witty banter!
My friends may be trash
and i might be a sociopath...
But tonys - I'll watch you every year!



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