Chanuka Honey lyrics - Rachel Bloom

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Chanuka Honey lyrics

Chanukah honey
You got your MBA from Penn
Amen
That is such a good school
Chanukah honey
So come and light my candle tonight

Chanukah honey
At the JCC you play basketball
So tall
You must be 5 foot high
Chanukah honey
So come and flip my latkes tonight

I know why you're such a tease
It's 'cause
your last three girlfriends were Japanese
I'm exotic to: I've been to Palm Beach
Oh, by the way,
I think our parents have mutual friends
The Schacters? Do you know them?

Chanukah honey.
You make puns just like my dad
So rad
You say challah like, "HOLLA!"
Chanukah honey
So come and spin my dreidl--

You may think I'm stuffy
'cause I work in finance
But my bat mizvah theme was dance!
Let me make all your dreams come true.
Oh, by the way, you went to camp
with my friend's step-cousin
Small World

Chanukah honey
Can you hear those wedding bells?
LOL.
But seriously, do you want kids?
Chanukah honey
So come kiss my Mezuzah tonight
I heard you were the beatboxer
on your college a capella group
Come and bless my challah tonight
I'd love to hear your version of
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
Mezuzah is the name for my clit.

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