Lamer Than Lame lyrics - Nerf Herder

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How do I get through to a girl like you
Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You won't check me out
'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

How can even make you understand
When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
Then I wet my pants

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

We could be happy
I could be the one you're looking for
I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games

No need to explain why you didn't know my name
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
Lamer
Lamer


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