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have a really… A really big secret Ooh, I try to keep it in I try to stay strong ... But it’s too heavy… it's too long ‘Cause I’m ... standing here With my incredibly long penis Just standing

- How do you feel, man? - I feel like a man. - Well, man ... Let’s hit this club. - Yeah. Let’s go. ... The man have arrived. Feelin‘ fine.. in the club with my

caught you looking at yourself Don't worry ... about it, you look fine How'd you get your hair so ... tight? Kicking things, you might as well fight It's ... January, you've got a tan I gotta hand it to you, man

the German internet classifieds was an ad for a man's demise then after death he'd eat ... his prize a cannibal in modern times Then to his ... ad a man replied agreed to what was advertised his penis was cut off while still alive he ate half his own penis before he

Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches) Women are equal and ... they deserve respect, Just kidding, they should suck my dick. Vagina (what) … vagina ... (what) … I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh) Vagina

have to stop listening to my penis Listening to my penis I ... swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis ... I should be studying and working hard My future

I can't feel my penis Exit Stonehenge Exit Stonehenge ... Jesus I can't touch my penis Jesus I can't see my feet ... Jesus I don't like my penis Exit Stonehenge Exit

.. (Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this ... yourself, so (And Lonely Island!) You just gotta sing! ... I just had sex. (Ay) And it ... good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I just

(Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this world ... yourself, so (And Lonely Island!) You just gotta sing ... (Akon) I just had sex (Ay) And it ... good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I just

know You do Flames are shining elsewhere The lights of a ... fire Colors your mouth The sky ... is red But you're blind Nothing to see Nothing to touch

doesn't she need him for a father? Not only maidens can occupy my shack Goring my manhood turns a man off. ... Like Pepe LePew would say, Hey, ... hey! -- then we clash! I got my diddly spayed She

can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood ... for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug ... But there's something I must tell you, babe Before

are stupid and I don’t respect them, That’s right, I just have sex with them ... Show me your genitals, your genitals… What! ... Show me your genitals… Genitalia! Show me your genitals,

assured that two and two is five your twisted crosses ... and perverted religions cannot mask what is simply a holy war of aryan penis envy learn to take your pride from the depths and not

the planet Earth F***ing the Defenceless child why ... doesn't rapist act like a human being? why doesn't ... nature bite his penis off? Only fear can scare

gang$ta (turbo-boosted ill) Yooo evil boy! Why is ... your incanca (penis) so big? All the better to love ... you with! No glove no love! If you don't believe me Take

oh This whole year I´ve been stoned off my ass so ... bad that I grew this ratstache it makes me look ... manly No it actually makes you look ... sleazy Oh oh Whenever I´m wearing this boy dress it

all my skin My body is all over pierced I've burnt ... scarifications None of this is not enough I've gotta go ... beyond My body is not perfect Don't feel

Here comes the summer Mighty mighty summer Here ... We're gonna have a good time Gonna have a good time ... We're gonna have a good time When the summer comes

upon a time I saw you walking down the street and I ... thought Holy shit she's beautiful And we got the talking ... And you said that you liked me and I thought Holy shit, that's wonderful And I

the slave of the god I hate Traitor Now i will kill you when you pray I was ... born By fire To rape your f***ing god is my desire F*** your god ... Jehovah has my penis in his ass Lamps Whores You are

you hear the engine roaring aloud? It is on its way ... to this town Motor action phallus - 666 ways to die ... Turbo driven satanic seed Shake it baby You need it Motor action phallus - 666

your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong When ... you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong When ... you mistake a plane for Venus, ... something's wrong When your girlfriend's got a penis Something

f***ed up. Throw your hands in the air, that's what's up. ... Now pass me the forty girl. I need to get drunk before it's ... over girl! So don't you take this drink from me. I will knock you

my members - Schizophrenic psychotic bitch, Remember ... my members - Cunt, you've finally cracked, Remember my ... members - I'm anatomized and immobilized, Remember my

hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While ... jacking off listening to Mozart You bitch and ... moan about LA Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway You don't eat

was once a boy. till i cut my penis off and i grew ... a hairy skull of stubborn fire then i was a girl. till ... i sewed my hole up and i grew a hairy heart of dark

union of a woman and a man, ... Touching for the very first time; The gentle texture of a ... hand, True love is always hard to find. And ... sometimes – my penis ain’t as hard as wood. And

men don’t cry Stand up! Banzai! God speaks through Dr. Phil ... and Ted Nugent Immune to pain Me Stud, you Jane Check ... out my penis enlargement Watch where I’m going I’m on a guilt trip

babe, feel the whip on you naked skin I'll ... torture, i'll hit-cry in ecstasy Needles through ... your nipples to get them stiff Wheights on your genitals

chang chong, Im Kim Jong Un I got a mushroom ... cloud for you I got a misle now Im gonna blow u up, ... gonna blow u up I got a misle now Im gonna blow u up,

know a place where the bitches suck my dick.. 1 maybe ... 2.. they suck my dick up in the water.. sucking on my dick, right up underneath the ... palm tree.. bitches break their necks, try´n to creep up on

pustulates, as papules seep and weep and reek Pyosified ... testicles, now covered with boils and sores and scabs Your ... crotch leaking sanguined pus, ulcerous lesions

baby standing at the bar You saw me ... wanking my bass guitar Baby, baby get on your ... knees Cause I want you to worship me I ... don't care who you are I just want to f*** in your car

you´re religious person, may wanna pop out ... for that five minutes... This is a song about... hmm... an ... ***** and God. It´s called Ten foot cock and a

eerie abode over there between ... the firs silent breethes is my palace, where I rest and ... of the forest, an epoch making castle This embossed signs on my sinuous arms shall

unions are based on trust Some ... unions are a must Trussed up like a turkey Upside down on a ... turn key-you and me some like it on the other side ... Others like to play both sides CHORUS Big Girls big

m making my money and I'm making my money allnight And ... when I cheat you badly it only makes me feel I'm right ... And if I don't trust you it's just the same I can

you die I'm gonna roll around and laugh ... on the floor I'll party like we never had a party before ... When you fall I'm gonna be there just to raise up a glass All dreams fulfilled of putting boots in your

it in the bottom now I'm queer Took it in the ... whole team queer, yeah Took it in the bottom now I'm queer ... Took it in the bottom now my whole team ... queer, yeah I had an****** with Lil Wayne

sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, ... Fleshy flap valve navigator Never leave me, ... cum ejaculator Spackled filth evaporator High colonic

bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He ... was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin He was ... not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, ... brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a

it with your own eyes if you don't believe me Come ... rectums do bleed Taste it with your own tongue, now that's ... real blood Slip your finger inside and hear the weep of God

say that God is dead But you're still wearing him on your chest You say ... that God is dead But he's still living in your head You're ... in love with the dark, but scared of the

vociferation Your manifestation Pajasuor Exhort And ... there it was The howling of the abyss An abysmal ... pandemonium Raging distortion storm The roaring of the

priest a preacher of sodomy, Innocent children giving head ... to blasphemy, In the catholic church religions is his role ... lord's word he had devoted his soul, Committed to the

see you dancing damn you look good i wish ... i could dance like you but i aint got no legs i see you having sex damn you look good i ... wish i could have sex too but i aint got no se**** organs I see you deficating damn you look

one of a kind, and totally unique I was just about to call ... When you called me And no, I didn´t notice That girl´s ... Double D´s You´re the only girl I see I love to watch

re floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the ... endless night Try and find purpose for our lives Yet

re floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the ... endless night Try to find purpose for our lives Yet