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I wish I was dead Cold turkey has got my on the run My ... in at the deep freeze Cold turkey has got my on the run Cold turkey has got my on the run

Do the hammer lock! Do the hammer lock! ... Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks! Do the hammer lock! ... Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks! Everybody's doing it!

(Starts playing) Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey (Shout ... love you!" Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to ... eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it

I'm so tired of driving but here comes the highway Don't ... wanna go cold turkey Ride with me Jesus so high ... Valley Remember her kiss is like kerosene The rest of her

to celebrate Bring on the turkey, the ham and the yams and the ... to celebrate Bring on the turkey, the ham and the yams and the ... to celebrate Bring on the turkey, the ham and the yams and the

wants me to go cold turkey, bone dry No Jack Daniels, ... Baby took a look at her cold turkey, bone dry I tried to smile but my mouth wasn't working, I

It ain't right so don't be a turkey It ain't right so, babe, bid ... It ain't right, so don't be a turkey It ain't right so, babe, bid

This sandwich doesn't have turkey in it Doesn't have turkey in ... hell? (Here we go) I was like "Should I order the game

just a vat of chitlins Or turkey meat u c We r what we eat

choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows ... a turkey and some mistletoe, Help to

a choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe, Help to

a choir and folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows, a

choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a

And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite Don't give Johnny

choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a

screamed You made tators and turkey pie It kind of tasted like

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some Mistletoe help to

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a

don't like him he's such a geek He ... the dick Bob turkee the turkey Bob turkee the dick He has ... t drink beer He doesn't like girls he's such a queer bob

they really can't be beat I like 'em frozen but you understand ... turnin' red Twenty year old turkey in a thirty year old tin I ... this one's kinda tough I like the enchiladas and the

in the sky To higher places, but I don't wanna die Strong ... The monkey on your back, cold turkey's coming home No escape out

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some Mistletoe help to

at your doorsteps Looking like I don't care Trying to act ... younger but I'm four years older Red ... the TV screen Sweating cold turkey and a funny hat Most

And folks all dressed up like eskimos Everybody knows ... that turkey and some mistletoe Will

fire And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

day Don't try and take that turkey away [Chorus] Cruisin ... me wrong Santa's a nice guy But you don't want to get on his

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Helps to

eatin' chicken not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, but i just can't help feelin' ... said maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry and they're

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe (well)

food was real good We had turkey and pistols Carved out of ... spotlights the snowflakes Like the dust in the sun It's

liquor are deeply over what, But when you smile at the gravity ... about, a little more Ted But I need out, One day Menu ... One day Oh order for the turkey anywhere that you like We

beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing I've got ... This time let's do it in the butt I've got a boner for

unions are a must Trussed up like a turkey Upside down on a ... turn key-you and me some like it on the other side Others like to play both sides CHORUS

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

Things are gonna change But they look just like they're ... the same You ain't winnin' But it's nice to see you I'm ... Then the world has got no shame You can't win, chile You

A chicken in the pot and turkey in the corn Ain't felt this ... I got mine As me comin' down like a 309 Write me a letter,

murk From my last cold-turkey attack I tremble and

and a day since I felt like this Want a fifth of wild turkey and one little kiss And I ... me barely knows her name But she says she loves it just ... the same But I'm not about to say no when

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

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a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows ... A turkey and some mistletoe Help to

your faces Round the cold turkey Come back home and hug your

a choir, And folks dressed like Eskimos. Everybody knows ... a turkey and some misletoe, Help to

It’s mom going crazy cuz the turkey got burned It saying thanks ... of these fun things for sure But, Christmas is really, oh so

or twenty of thirty beers a turkey on thanks giving like alms

a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to

room ? I'm a good old boy But I've been sniffin' too many ... me to your dad ? I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a ... snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake