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was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night ... I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite I ... jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground that

there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good ... You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a ... good firm grip and a Playtex glove I see you standing in the corner at the high

alarm clock is a radio 95.5 gets me ready to go I'm heading ... to my job, drinking coffee strong And I'm doing ... it to country songs Around oh, 5:30 my buddies and

doesn't matter how rich or poor we are ... Doesn't matter what sex or species we are Doesn ... t matter with which nation we associate Doesn't matter what ... politics we love or hate We've still got to go to

the pilot, girl I'm cruising, cruising With the best ... out of my closet It's all about the girls Got my shades, something italian-talian ... Destination is the venue It's all about the girls All the ladies all look fresh for

Babe, do you remember Back in nineteen sixty-nine? We gathered round the room You sang yours and I sang mine We ... took turns with the guitar In the front and center seat

Stranded on a toilet bowl Stranded Stranded Stranded on a toilet bowl What do ... you do when you're stranded And there ain't nothing on the ... roll? To prove you're a man You must wipe it with your

am through with you Baby, I refuse to be blue Let ... hurt put you in the loser's seat Let hurt put you in the ... loser's seat Let hurt put you in the ... loser's seat Let hurt put you in the

your hands 'til they're super duper ... You just used a filthy public pooper Scrub ... those fingers, scrub the palm Scrub em all 'til they're ... clean enough to show your mom Oh

out the bucket, bring out the cloth, Bring out ... the liquid, bring out the lot, If not, let's ... roll her to a car wash, Now washing you will be like washing

this is one of those songs that you hear now and then You ... don't know just where and you don't know just when ... It's one of those songs that are over and then It's one of

clock is ticking faster Takin' trips around the sun Another year, another chapter ... Five and four and three and two and one Drop your calls, lose your keys Before

alright, a little jiving on a Saturday night. And come what may, I'm gonna dance the day ... away. Jenny was sweet. She always smiled for the people ... she'd meet. On trouble and strife, she had another way

I’m a sucker of it na, cook a rock U lucky son of a sun and moon f*** I run down ... rivers wild of melting a bay Naked hearts meet under ... reflection n grace The place a mess and ur eyes missed me

of the house just for reason to get out of this town ... we pay the rose with silver gold ... all I really want to is some dirty gravy ... ou ou ou ou We lost demand to the city chase Now we

Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from ... your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human ... feces Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces

the show is over and every one is gone That's ... when this lonely feelin' comes along Everybody loves ... me while the show is goin' on But I need someone to

there are times when we all need to share a little pain ... And ironing out the rough spots Is the ... hardest part when memories remain And it's times like these

set too soon tonight Now we are in the last of light Far ... gone is the golden hour The dark could never dim your eyes ... tip toe through the streets, And creep over the eaves And

pirates yes they rob i sold i to ... the merchant ships minutes after they took i from the ... bottomless pit but my hand was made strong by the hand of ... the almighty we forward in this generation triumphantly

up on Cinnamon Street. Everywhere you ... look there are lots of people to meet, it ... s seven o'clock, the breakfast treat. Now the schoolbus ... is here, hurry up and grab a seat. All the dreams are tiny

I think I'm almost there Sometimes I think ... I'm unaware I couldn't recognize thy ... stare Sometimes I think it's not quite Within my ... reach Within my reach Sometimes I think I'm almost there Sometimes I think

wanted to be no pop singer Never wanted to write no ... pop songs Never had no weird hair to get my songs over Never wanted to hang ... out after the show Pop singer (writing) of pop songs

can't believe what you told me You know that I ... d never hit and tell You got me right ... where you want me With candy apples & sweet caramel ... You know I won't say a word Yeah we can keep it

greens, a pick-up screams alone above the square Whoa, sing softly Above the trees ... where Billy breathes we float upon the air Whoa, oh ... Softly sing sweet songs Softly sing sweet songs

dogs after dinner Close their eyes on the ... howling wastes Kurt Cobain reincarnated Sighs and licks his ... face Then they drift past strips of Serengeti And

like short songs! I like short songs! I like ... short songs! I like short songs! I like short songs! I like ... short songs! Yeah, I like short songs! I like

black horses One black driver I chose you as my ... woman Cause your a survivor After everything ... we've been through And what's to come For all the things I've did And haven't done

had it up to here (now you know) ... your stealing and cheating and all your lies No more chances for you (no no no) No more chances for you (no no no)

s a song that I love That you once played for me It had all the right chords And a ... sweet melody It was back when we started When there ... was mystery Now they've all been erased On my music machine And it's all because

I'm supposed to leave you alone yeah After the way youve ... been treatin me today Just checkin out other ... women I saw you on road today lookin' at that womans arse

lone soul traveling down an old dirt road, You got your ... hand out the window Listening to the radio, That’s where ... I want to be On an old park bench in the middle of

is so quiet when darkness will fall In this beauty the world seems to sleep ... The sleepless angels, they sing their songs The songs of ... sorrow, like birds in the end In the sleepless

Hare is nice this time of year I check my bags and find my ... seat and buy a beer and settle in Such is my life ... here on the road Now my seat back is up, tray table

pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I ... to the merchant ships, Minutes after they took I From ... the bottomless pit. But my hand was made strong By the 'and of the Almighty. We forward in this generation Triumphantly. Won't you help to sing

pirates, yes, they rob i; Sold I ... to the merchant ships, Minutes after they took i From ... the bottomless pit. But my hand was made strong By the 'and of the almighty. We forward in this generation Triumphantly. Won't you help to sing

You all know The bards and their songs When hours have gone by I'll close my eyes ... In a world far away We may meet again But now hear my ... song About the dawn of the night Let's sing

you all know the bards and their songs When hours have gone by, I'll close my eyes ... In a world far away we may meet again But now hear my ... song about the dawn of the night Let's sing

laugh and play your part You fool the world but not ... your heart 'Cause you can't teach a heart to tell a ... lie You thought it all would pass in time The

I reminisce about all those years of tribulation, I mostly ... remember our songs. We died, and our blood ... seeped away on the battlefields; but our songs

on the Autobahn just outside Stuttgart I'd ... been waiting there for hours The rain was coming down like God was fit ... to bust It was him or me Then a guy pulls

will say the word and vanish She will say the word and disappear Blue songs that ... were sung in the temple Stories for all ... to hear Lust was put upon my child Mothers

is the way, That i state my independence, That i'm no ... your memory. This is the day that i'm making my ... defection, gotta claim back the affection that you

mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do ... Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that I ... m alone Cuz right now it says that we Can't come to the

night was the end of radio The last light went out ... on the last home stereo The last transmission to circle the ... earth Was a song from the year of my father’s birth The singer could only see As far as

two Working man song Music from the heart ... lyrics from the streets You can try to steal it but you can ... t feel it No you can't working man song But can you really

change my answering machine Now that I'm alone Cuz ... right now it says that we Can't come to the phone And I ... know it makes no sense Cuz you walked ... the door But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore

know that things have never come too easily for ... us And with every door that opened, a dozen seem to shut ... We took a crash course in how to co-exist But we

side I slide on in Vinyl seats soft from the heat of the ... sun Chewin' on a slim jim, can't stop thinkin' about him ... Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the one Yeah, yeah,

hate to break it to you but You're just a ... lonely star I try to bring you down but A level isn't ... good enough You always do as you please So I'm gonna