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have a really… A really big secret Ooh, I try to keep it in I try to stay strong But it’s too heavy… it's too long ‘Cause I’m standing here With my incredibly long penis Just standing here With my extremely long penis Oh god, I hate my penis genes I’ve covered it up, I’ve t

Are you ready, man? - Yeah, man. - How do you feel, man? - I feel like a man. - Well, man. Let’s hit this club. - Yeah. Let’s go. The man have arrived. Feelin‘ fine.. in the club with my fella‘. Fillin the club with a lotta‘... testosterone. Yeah. That’s t

did you quit pulling all of the stops for me And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent Become under fifty There you are phoning it in Going through the motions with an artificial grin You say that you're getting better You say that you're getting better You say you're beco

sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand going no no no It only goes to show Grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand going no no no It only went to show When the ambulance arrived there wasn't a cock alive Grandma in the corner with a penis in her

caught you looking at yourself Don't worry about it, you look fine How'd you get your hair so tight? Kicking things, you might as well fight It's January, you've got a tan I gotta hand it to you, man You're the bull of the ball Trying to stand t

god, when I wake up, please can I have wings on my penis? Amen Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let's do this! Hey, yo, f*** this shit, I prayed to god but he forgot this kid Woke up and I was like, "I can't believe this, still ain't got no wings on my penis!&q

I've been thinking about you all day Though my thoughts run wild, they won't run away And I just can't stand it, if I don't think you're thinking of me Oooh last night you said love (Love) Love is what you said When you shoulda said take (Take) Take is wha

the German internet classifieds was an ad for a man's demise then after death he'd eat his prize a cannibal in modern times Then to his ad a man replied agreed to what was advertised his penis was cut off while still alive he ate half his own penis before he

m not afraid to show emotion It's what I need to get me through And I would swim across the ocean A thousand miles to get to you Maybe I'm crazy but I Feel for once in my life Like the stars in the sky have all aligned I never will deny that You and I We w

thought I knew you It only goes to show that I was wrong So wrong I see right through you And everything we used to have is gone It's all gone You said you loved me But did you mean a word of what you said When you said You're thinking of me? I'm sure that someone else was i

was waiting alone at the station Praying for her train to arrive Thinking 'bout her destination The tattered bag had all she had in life She turned her back on her family She turned her back on her friends She turned her back on a married man When she took

on the road for forty days Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act She had the whole show and that's a natural fact Up all night with Freddie King I got to tell you, poker's his thing Booze and ladies keep me right As long

assuming we’re wounded together forever I want you to get better I’ll be your band-aid I’ll be your band-aid I’m assuming your bruises could mean your into cruising And I don’t really do this But I’ll be your band-aid I’ll be your band-aid Will you fix me with your hear

sky was screaming I lost you I tried, but me what could I do? Get out of bed undo your head until you don't look like a junky Get out of bed undo your head think about what you say Kill the band Kill the band I was caught dreaming of wealth and What I was taught was cr

in the morning, staring at the ceiling, On my own like I was last weekend, You left and I guess you had your reasons, guess you had your reasons, yeah I said things and I didn't really mean them, Kept going 'till I saw your heart bleeding, Ruined the only thing I ever b

Got a gun. Fact I got two. That's Ok man 'cause I love god. Glorified version of a pellet gun feels so manly when armed. Glorified version of a pellet gun. Don't think dumb is strength. Never shot at a living thing. Glorified version of a pellet g

I'm talkin' nothing's getting through If I'm sreaming it's never clear to you Can you hear me , am I wasting my time Am I working in a one man band When I'm lookin' straight into your eyes Is there anyone home , you're tellin' me lies Listen to me , are you wasting my time

on and hear (2x), alexander’s ragtime band, Come on and hear (2x), it’s the best band in the land! They can play a bugle call like you never heard before, So natural that you want to go to war-- That’s just the bestest band what am, honey lamb! Come on along (2x),

woke up in another bed, you're here Pictures of you in my mind Running around my head Wishing you were by my side Oh yeah You're messing with my train of thought So fast, quick I'm jumping off Wishing you would catch my fall She wants something t

score years Living down in this rain swept town Sea salt tears Swimming round as the rain comes down Mr Postman, do you have a letter for me? Mr Postman, do you have a letter for me? A letter for me From my own true love Lost at sea

out running - just a little too much to hide Baby baby, everything's gonna work out fine Please read the letter - I nailed it to your door It's crazy how it all turned out - you needed so much more Too late, too late - the fool can read the signs Baby baby,

your letter ooh in your letter In your letter ooh in your letter In your letter ooh in your letter In your letter ooh in your letter In your letter you said you didn't love me You said you're gonna leave me But you could've said it better Oh in your letter, you said

the road for forty days, Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze. Sweet, sweet Connie - doin' her act, She had the whole show and that's a natural fact. Up all night with Kerry King, I got to tell you poker's his thing. A-booze 'n ladies keep me

o'clock postman Bring me your letter Ten o'clock postman Make me feel better Been so many days Since that I've met her Ten o'clock postman Bring me her letter Bring me her letter I'm walking all over the room Wonder why I don't stop biting my nails

is what th world calls me They don't understand so they try to stop me Hide! I can't hide so I stand up straight with Christ by my side No no no no need to be tounge tied so I say it loud and I say it with pride Died he died Christ gave it all but He's coming back to

Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches) Women are equal and they deserve respect, Just kidding, they should suck my dick. Vagina (what) … vagina (what) … I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what) … vagina (what) … 2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh) My lov

like this I want to drive away Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade [Standard version:] 'Cause you chewed me up and spit me out ["Complete Confection" version:] You chewed me up and spit me out Like I was poison in your mouth You took my light,

Do do do do do do do do do This is a Christmas remix And it's sang La la la la la la la la la la Baby Did you get my card Did you read my love letter Did it touch your heart When you read my love letter Pour the wine, read the signs Baby, it's Christmas ti

m a science genius girl i won the science fair i wear a white lab coat dna strands in my hair when i clone a human being it will want to hold my hand when i clone a human being it will be a member of my band it will be a member of my band it w

have to stop listening to my penis Listening to my penis I swear I would be a genius If I stop listening to my penis I should be studying and I'm working hard My future depends on this bizarre? Why am I standing in this noisy club Where people

me there at midnight, same place we always go You're absolutely sure he doesn't know Those words jump off the letter that I found behind our bed Haunting me they echo in my head, in my head It's too late to try and work it out There's no way to turn this thing around It

night we got a gig in town We're all reved up we're gonna get it on down They're playing our song on the radio We're dressed for the occasion and we're ready to go Had a great pair of shoes i thought i had class A brand new jacket but no backstage pa

on and hear... come on and hear Alexander’s ragtime band Come on and hear... come on and hear It’s the best band in the land They can play a bugle call like you never heared before So natural that you wanna go to war That’s just the bestest band what am... oh hon

s a rumor here And it's going round Can you hear it on the street If you realize that the pleasure lies Between surrender and the heat Just take a walk on the wild side babe And I'll meet you halfway there And if you're talking about paradise There's no need to say a prayer

... La La La La La La La La Did you get you card.... Did you ready my love letter... Did it touch your heart... When you read my love letter... Sunnyday,smiling face... Spirit filled, Heaven praised... Memories in my mind... Remini

told my tale with some words From jail and a Bible vow But fear and fury were my judge and Jury so here I am now There was a letter A hundred letters I wrote a letter It said "Hey Mr. President I hope You're fit and strong" And I hope you'

s called, he's got the van And, Ian's got a set of drums And, I borrowed this old guitar We're hoping some day we'll all go far And, maybe we'll write a tune And, drive in a limousine See our picture in a magazine So, won't you be there? Cum hear the band on friday night, oh,

me a ticket for an airplane cause I ain't got a time to take a fast train Lonely days're gone I'm a going home my baby just wrote me a letter I don't care how much money I got to spend cause I got to get back to my baby again Lonely days're gone I'm a going home my baby ju

Arnold I think these songs are comin' together pretty well considering we only spend about a hour or so writing each one what do you think? Ya. I mean i'm just totally happy to be in a band with you, it's amazing to be in a band with you man. Ya. I mean you're such a bru

to work and take your calls Hang the fruits of your labour on the walls Such precision and care What does it matter if there's no one here to share The flowers in the garden, the wine The Waiting For Godot and so much modern time? All I want is wh

you believe in forever Then life is just a one-night stand If there's a rock and roll heaven Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band Jimmy gave us rainbows And Janis took a piece of our hearts And Otis brought us all to the dock of a bay Sing a song to li

had a dream when I started out Get out of school and buy a guitar I had a band with a thousand names And people said that I was star. I gotta get up on the stage And get myself on the hit parade. ’Cause I'm playing in a rock and roll band And it's

wake up everyday, the wrong side of the bed I won't lay down on the floor like I'm the whore in your head Call me a failure, pretender, sex offender, infector Say I killed all my friends, and I deserve to be dead Kiss, baby, kiss Bang, baby bang Suck baby, suck I

Philly went an upstate New York Went across United States to L.A Back through Dallas, Texas now on the east coast Back in Philly where I was raised Oh, oh, in motion Oh, oh, come join this band Oh, oh, in motion Oh, oh, in motion Uptown Friday night look

quot;Meet me there at midnight, same place we always go, I'm absolutely sure he doesn't know." Those words jump off the letter, that I found behind our Bed, haunting me they echo in my head In my head... It's too late to try and work it

Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, yeah Well its not easy (easy) Its not easy (easy) Speak the truth, come on, speak it ever ...Judge it wisely He who he who had a wrong idea Surely did the wrong thing still (Ooohhh) Get in the studio of.. studio of time and experience (Aaahhh

could live in a house outside of town, we could build our own version of society, well...there'd be no one to answer to and complicate our lives, we could be the epitome of self sufficience. Time to pay! To pay! Time to pay; you've got to pay

1 Oooooh, oooooh, ooh, ooh, oooooooh Put my best foot forward Trying to ignore the events of the day Pacing back and forth Slowly going nowhere Running in place And it looks like it's gonna rain again Ohhh another four letter word Never g

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folks trust to reason Others trust to might I don't trust to nothing But I know it come out right Say it once again now Oh I hope you understand When it's done and over Lord, a man is just a man Playing Playing in the band Daybreak Daybreak on the land Some folks