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Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a f***.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of f*** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a f***...)
About anything, f*** everyone and f*** everything, what
(I don't give a f***...)
I literally don't give a f*** about anything

I don't give a f*** about motherf***in' anything
People care about shit, I say f*** everything
F*** you, f*** me, f*** the sky, f*** trees, f*** the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And f*** toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And f*** coasters. I use a little plate instead
And f*** roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a f*** about chairs. I prefer to stand
And f*** air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And f*** the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked
And f*** liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*** about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. F*** them! I blow my nose on the couch

And f*** my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f*** about seeing bitch, f*** my eyes
F*** physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
F*** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And f*** coasts, who gives a f*** about where water meets land
And f*** boats, just because you float you think you're so f***ing bad
And f*** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a f***...)
About anything, f*** everyone and f*** everything, what
(I don't give a f***...)
I literally don't give a f*** about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a f***"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f***, alright?"
Don't give a f*** about beverage size options motherf***er
And I don't give a f*** about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a f*** about straight sex

And f*** my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
F*** biological functions, f*** the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherf*** copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And f*** birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f*** about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f***ing corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherf***ing drag
You know what? F*** the word f***, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a f*** the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f*** about winning yo
I don't even give a f*** about not giving a f***,
so I do give a f***... wait, what?

(I give a f***...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a f***...)
I literally care about every motherf***ing thing

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