Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. lyrics - Gym Class Heroes

See the full Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. lyrics from Gym Class Heroes. Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. lyrics belongs on the album The Papercut Chronicles. Learn every word of your favourite song and get the meaning or start your own concert tonight :-). Rate this song's lyrics. Uploaded by Camellia Soldner. Use it for personal and educational purposes only. Listen to these sick beats by Gym Class Heroes.

Song Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. video
Gym Class Heroes - Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. video

Petrified Life and the Twice Told Joke (Decre.. lyrics

I walk on decrepit bricks
And kick sticks and rusty soda cans
Simply for lack of better stimulation
Motivation comes and goes like gas station patrons
So sedation compensates for unexpected vacations
(Thank you )
That's my pre-gratitude
Post-please leave me alone that's just my rude attitude
No dysfunction flipside, I'm just your ordinary citizen
They're waiting patiently for me to sin again, but then again (shit...)
I'm really mommy's little angel,
But that angel on my shoulder got strangled
For trying to tangle with his nemesis he caught him on the wrong day
And got cut like DJs spinning doubles -(let the f***ing song play)
I'm on my way to the store,
Ignoring the city to purchase a pack of marb reds
With a stack of rolled pennies
I could go for Denny's, and my stomach holds plenty,
But my pockets got holes, I guess the goal is to stay empty...
Quite simply put, me and my pockets share interest
I never fall in love with that pretty green-eyed temptress,
Twice (yeah right)
I learned my lesson the first time
I just couldn't keep up with that ever-changing Jordan line of foot apparel
Parallel to many clones, my eye's vision monochromes
With seven shades and twenty tones
Plus I breath artistic, they eating everything I'm feeding them
Put myself in every painting and use my spit as mat medium
And results of my children
We share the same genes,
Cast the same reflection and interpret the same dreams.
Like whoa [x3]
Whoa [x7]

And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose
Feeling like I'm worthless
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine
And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose
Feeling like I'm worthless
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

I walk down dead end streets like I didn't see the sign
Just to turn around and walk back
That's fine and dandy, but what's whack is the fact I'm still walking
...like... "thank god for walkmans"
I'm only yawning cause these simply minded
Mortals make me sleepy
So what do I do? I resort to TV
In the seemingly lousy attempt to numb myself
With lackluster images
And insignificant information like "Willis was really Ty Bridges"
Just to have the upper hand in monotonous conversation,
And for lack of better stimulation
I'm painting portraits of dysfunctional families
With gloomy faces rockin
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" t-shirts, and you're assuming I'm tasteless?
You misconstrue it but your babies will embrace it
The basic essentials of a very bitter young man
That kicks rusty soda cans
And walks on decrepit bricks
With a permanent pair of headphones
Trying to make these lectures stick
I'll let the protestors picket,
Like they are going to make a difference
And watch them die before they realize that their cause was nonexistent

And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose (absolutely no purpose)
Feeling like I'm worthless (feeling like I'm worthless)
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine
And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose (absolutely no purpose)
Feeling like I'm worthless (feeling like I'm worthless)
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine

I walk on shitty city sidewalks stepping on every single crack
Reminiscent of that joke we used to say when we were snotty nose
My purpose got defeated when my mom turned paraplegic,
Plus I failed my civil service exam,
They said I cheated.
:not to mention tainted urine samples and the attention span of a second-grader
More fascinated with building blocks than wasting time stressing his daily lesson
Hence the ridilin I've been gone with the wind like lucky lottery tickets since day one (one)
I stepped on the left cause rights wrong (wrong)
So what do I do?I resort to friendly games of ping pong and sing a song of sixpence
I'm none the richer, I just kiss her on the lips and keep trucking

And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose (absolutely no purpose)
Feeling like I'm worthless (feeling like I'm worthless)
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine
And at night, I roam these streets with absolutely no purpose (absolutely no purpose)
Feeling like I'm worthless (feeling like I'm worthless)
But contrary to my last statement, I feel fine
Content with the fact that I know this city's mine


Songs from same album The Papercut Chronicles

Gym Class Heroes - Apollo 3-1-5 lyrics
I'll kill it, I don't give a f*** (Travis talking) Traded in my hollow words for jelly-filled verbs And 5 pound pronouns and predicate, this is Schlep...
Gym Class Heroes - Band aids lyrics
Thank you. You know exactly who you are You played the role of superglue When I was falling apart Through all the papercuts And all the broken hearts You played the rol...
Gym Class Heroes - Boomerang theory (japanese bonus track) lyrics
The other night I got arrested by the Karma police beat down And didn’t bother waiting for my receipt, hopped on my feet and skipped town They say “What Goes around Co...
Gym Class Heroes - Chicago (bonus remix cd) lyrics
My heart is on my sleeve Wear it like a bruise or blackeye My badge, my witness That means that i believed Every single lie you said Cause every pain of glass...
Gym Class Heroes - Make out club lyrics
If I recall correctly It was the middle of spring Walkin with my boys Contemplating what summer will bring We started talking about girls And it was the funn...
Gym Class Heroes - Papercuts lyrics
She says she loves me But she comes and goes when she pleases When the door shuts It's like another papercut And now I'm stuck with a hand full of bandaids Until she co...
Gym Class Heroes - Papercuts (the reason for the lesions remix b.. lyrics
She says she loves me But she comes and goes when she pleases When the door shuts It's like another papercut And now I'm stuck with a hand full of bandaids Until she c...
Gym Class Heroes - Pillmatic lyrics
Pillmatic, three Xanies down, I'm pounding Honey Browns I'm pillmatic the oxycontin got my stomach rotting Pillmatic I swear to God I'm not an addict But I'm still a...
Gym Class Heroes - Simple livin' lyrics
[Verse One] I'm like nine minutes away from finishing my nine hour shift and wishin I was gone nine hours ago Cause nine hours wasted, tossin back of this chick...
Gym Class Heroes - So long friend lyrics
Today I wasn't even gonna take a shower And then I got a call sayin that my cousin died in a fire So I washed myself for what seemed like three hours With tear...
Gym Class Heroes - Taxi driver lyrics
I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab Before she left she made a dashboard confessional And spilled her gu...
Gym Class Heroes - To bob ross with love lyrics
Now who you know leave the scene Messier than canvas's by Jackson Pollock Throwing multicolored thoughts at a rapid pace I make a mess you dissect it and make sen...
Gym Class Heroes - Wejustfreestylin pt.2 lyrics
if he were recording right now then he would be getting all this then we start yo we should have a freestyle track on this hit 'em off with something spi...
Gym Class Heroes - Za intro lyrics
G... C... H... G C H Hi, have you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to some music? Well this is your big chance. You see, music is much l...
Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's chokehold lyrics
Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend ...
Gym Class Heroes - Petrified life and the twice told joke (decre.. lyrics
I walk on decrepit bricks And kick sticks and rusty soda cans Simply for lack of better stimulation Motivation comes and goes like gas station patrons So seda...
Gym Class Heroes - Everyday's forecast lyrics
You think you know, but you have no idea This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together ...
Gym Class Heroes - Faces in the hall lyrics
I knew this kid named Alberto Funny style cat And his girl looked like a turtle Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle High school track He ran the hurdle His peers she...
Gym Class Heroes - Graduation day lyrics
I knew this kid named Alberto Funny style cat and his girl looked like a turtle Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle High school track he ran the hurdle His p...
Gym Class Heroes - Kid nothing vs. the echo factor lyrics
[Verse One] Now I could, sit here and baffle you with shallow babble and a, bunch of punch lines you probably won't get Or even, use some big words that, ...


Recent lyrics



Terms of User Agreement