Episode 1: Charles lyrics - EpicLLOYD

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Episode 1: Charles lyrics

Your time on earth as a bully is about to officially expire,
'Cause you've been targeted for destruction by Dis Raps For Hire.
I hear you've been a dick to your brother aysharpietwintip.
Well, EpicLLOYD's about to exact a little bit of his vengeance!
I promise, you're gonna dislike every one of these comments,
Like you do cheese, potatoes, mayo, and most condiments.
That's your brother, man. Why do you have to be such a big jerk?
You better answer me and stop grunting like one of them pigs from Angry Birds!
I'll rip your arms off like a Wookie and then eat 'em for lunch,
Then watch you flop around the ground tryin' to throw that last punch.
I'm gonna mangle you, Charlie, and spill out of your guts,
Then serve them to you on a plate making sure the different pieces never touch!
It doesn't bother me that you don't like Thing 1 or Thing 2 that much.
I think Charles here is just mad that no one ever calls him Chuck.
And plus, if something I wrote was a type of style that you loved,
I'd have to burn it cause that means all the lyrics I came up with sucked!
You got no business sporting facial hair. That's just ridiculous!
You're not done growing yet. That moustache is probably bigger than your dick is!
And your clothes are so goth, I can't even see where you go.
Walking around like some 15 year old version of The Crow!
I'll say this clearly once and make sure not to stutter.
Quit freaking picking on your little younger brother!
So sharpie when you see him, and then blow him a kiss,
But then raise your fists in self defense cause your on your own after this!
That's it!

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