Zeus vs Thor lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

See the full Zeus vs Thor lyrics from Epic Rap Battles Of History. Zeus vs Thor lyrics belongs on the album Season 4. Learn every word of your favourite song and get the meaning or start your own concert tonight :-). Rate this song's lyrics. Uploaded by Bobbye. Use it for personal and educational purposes only. Listen to these sick beats by Epic Rap Battles Of History.

Song Zeus vs Thor video
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus vs Thor video

Zeus vs Thor lyrics

Zeus:
How dare you challenge my immortal throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone.
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose,
I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose.
I'm like Medusa, stone a motherf***a if he looks at me wrong
A bull getting bitches with my swansong
I'm on point like Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants

Thor:
Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist
And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my rage and thunderstorm force
Cause I don't get nice, I get Norse (Norse)
Valhalla at your boy and we'll fight it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue kissed your sister, that's grosser than a gorgon
I'm the thunder down under; nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the clash of the douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it

Zeus:
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy!
With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the Kingpin!
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy triggerfinger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck twice by Greece Lightning

Thor:
Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerers
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm Alpha dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades
Now make like your daddy and swallow my babies

Zeus:
You think the underworld scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking! Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished ripping you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship 'cause a viking just died

Thor:
Your glory days are over, the oracle should have told ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"!
Here, take these drachma for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

More Epic Rap Battles Of History lyrics


Songs from same album Season 4

Epic Rap Battles Of History - David copperfield vs harry houdini lyrics
[Harry Houdini] You've never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini! Slippery like linguine, sneaking out of teeny-weeny Little spaces small enough to fit your...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim henson vs stan lee lyrics
Stan Lee: Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee's here to battle! It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles! I'm just your friendly neighbor...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and clark vs bill and ted lyrics
Lewis & Clark: You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark, 'Cause we cut a path through MC's like a walk in the park, Then give 'em back a whole stack of...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah vs ellen lyrics
[Ellen] Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question? How do I tell to my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman I'll make her head spin ...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern philosophers vs western philosophers lyrics
[Socrates] I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium Don't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposium The mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention [Nietz...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters vs mythbusters lyrics
[Ghostbusters] Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do Give...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack the ripper vs hannibal lecter lyrics
[Jack the Ripper] Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter I'm a human trigger war...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo and juliet vs bonnie and clyde lyrics
Bonnie and Clyde: I'll handle this, darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars I mean, I'll let you ...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka zulu vs julius caesar lyrics
[Shaka Zulu] Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah When I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer Knock off h...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator vs robocop lyrics
[RoboCop] Freeze I suggest you use your right to remain silent Before I show your Gobot ass some Detroit violence I'm like an X-Wing commander cause I st...
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus vs thor lyrics
Zeus: How dare you challenge my immortal throne? I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone. Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loo...


Recent lyrics



Terms of User Agreement