Oprah vs Ellen lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

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Oprah vs Ellen lyrics

[Ellen]
Hey God, it's me Ellen,
can I ask you a question?
How do I tell to my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman
I'll make her head spin
When it comes to rhymes
I got a penchant so if battling me is your intention
I better mention
You're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian
Oh, I'll knock you off of your throne
Take a shot at everything you OWN
I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
I think you better just leave her alone
You can tell Rachael Ray
That my favorite recipe is chopping Oprah Winfrey up
Into a million little pieces

[Oprah]
I'm the Queen of TV
And I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat
Because I got something for ya
You can't even hope
To be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat
And Deepak choke ya
Girl your show's a petting zoo
You do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken
Who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage
I'm a nominated actress
Name's synonymous with power
Spell it forwards or backwards

[Ellen]
Yes you've got that power
And yes I've got those kittens
I also feature puppies
Talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the miracle mile
I thought I told ya
Your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over Oprah
Like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
From ABC to LGBT
To NBC and now it's all me
I'm the best emcee and the biggest star
And I'll bite you in the ass
Like the tax on a free car

[Oprah]
Your mouth is writing checks
Your mullet can't cash lady
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants baby
You follow my lead
'Cause I payed the for ya
You drive behind me in a secondhanf Porsche
Check the fortune 500
I'm a media wonder
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorize my cell number
Try to beef with me
I'll make the whole market crash honey
Once you go Oprah
You can't go back

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