Mario Bros vs Wright Bros lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

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Mario Bros vs Wright Bros lyrics

[Wright Brothers]
We're the Wright Brothers
And there can't be no other
We don't wanna cause trouble
Are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now. (Yeah she's gone.)
We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong
Before us, people only used to fly in balloons
You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda, would, coulda come to lose an extra life
So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe

[Mario Brothers]
Itsa me Mario
And Luigi motha *ping*
Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these two their lives must have been horrible
Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville
You spend all your time on one machine? (Sheesh!)
If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf
You should eat something anyway
Look at you so skinny!
You may fly like a Hawk
But you fight like a Kitty

[Wright Brothers]
We don't need to fight
We're the fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina (aiiiiight)
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash
But let me tell you something
We're gonna beat you so fast
It's like we're holding down the B Button

[Mario Brothers]
We're serving up an 8-bit fist
Made to order
That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters
Like POW!
How you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouth
Like our name was Bowser
You'll get pummeled
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song
Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong


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