Role Model lyrics - Eminem

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Role Model lyrics

OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two
We recording?

I'm cancerous, so when I diss
you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap
you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your f***in legs
'till your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me, I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer
and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out
I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(Ohh no!)
So if I said I never did drugs
that would mean I lie and get f***ed
more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her f***in tonsils out
and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out
his blonde dreads (F*** you!)
Every girl I ever went out with
has gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school,
kill people and drink,
jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed,
y'all don't even see through the mist
How the f*** can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door,
must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
(we did it)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just an ill rhymesayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (pssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue
with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm about as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain
that I just severed a main vein
with a chainsaw and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sigh
either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom
with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with ten women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me...


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