Ken Kaniff (skit) lyrics - Eminem

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Call this motherf***er
Ohh f*** yeah
Give 'im a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass

Thanks for waiting
This is
May I help you?

Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call

What number?

Ohhh
The number's 62

At the tone, please say your name (beep)

Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit

Yo
Hey there cockboy
Who's this?
This is Ken Kannif
Who?
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
From Connecticut?
Yean you wanna get a...
I don't know nobody in Connecticut
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!?
Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta f***in' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
He k-k-k-k
Yo shut up you little bitch
Oh you think I'm lyin' huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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