Lorde - "Royals" PARODY lyrics - Bart Baker

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Lorde - "Royals" PARODY lyrics

I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head
I´m so boring
but I act like this on purpose
so rebellious teens
can relate to me
And even thought this song
is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don´t care
you can´t tell but I just shat my jeans
and now I´m gonna list
stuff that I think all rich black people love
gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
Aw hell no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!

Yes my lyrics seem racist
racist
but I don´t give a f***
hip hop culture totally sucks
guys stop beating each other up
But this vid is so awful
awful
and we live in poverty
please just kill me!
No me!
No me!
No me!
Calm down guys watch some TV
Seriously!? We don´t have f***in cabel!

All of my animals are dead
they killed themselves because I am
a zombie
and everyone who says I´m racist
I swear that I´m not
I just live with skinheads
And now I´m gonna say
more random luxurious stuff I hate
running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
I don´t care
I´m not getting tetanus in my dreams

Even though this song
hit number one and I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need food stamps
You fake bitch
now how the hell am I supposed to eat?
All rich people can suck it
suck it
I am such a hypocrite
even though now I am loaded
I´m gonna act impoverished
Play this shit on repeat
repeat
if you want to hate me
and maybe you´ll see
you´ll see
you´ll see
how terrible I can be


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