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Parody: Tik Tok - Kesha (Glitter Puke) lyrics

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
(Where's that donkey?)
Sleeping in the tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the ****

Got vomit up in my hair,
but I'm way too sick to care
Now I'm falling down the stairs

I pull myself off the floor
But I'm almost out the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh crap, not again
It's an intervention
It's cool
I'm fine
I can stop it anytime.

That's a lie!
You won't try!
Now you've made you mother cry,
look!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...

I'm outta here
This is queer
I'll just drink a couple beers

Don't leave
We love you
Even hired Dr. Drew

This pattern needs to end
-I think I have to puke again
Oh, oh, oh blueehh...

So I decide to stay, but my head is stil reelin'
Then they all go down the lane talkin' 'bout their feelings
It makes me sad, when I see you brush your teeth with Jack
Also, you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

Stop showing up you butt
You're making young girls act like sluts
And you're starting to have a beer gut, beer gut.

This behaviour is a dead end
And P. Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan.
L-L-L-L-Lohan

This is whack
I feel trapped
-We want old Kesha back!
-Screw you, Dr. Drew
And you stupid camera crew!

Hey! You don't have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Ok, it's time you know
This is just a video
I don't drink or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act
And, in fact,
it's even in my contract
-Oh.

Hahaha! Oh God...

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